Majora's Cake

I will be clearing out my queue today and tomorrow.
Then….well, I’m done here.

Good to know you find the discomfort of others so amusing.
It’s also good to know how disrespectful you are when someone asks you to leave them alone.

And deleting your reply before I can properly respond.
Is it because you realise you’re being extremely immature, inconsiderate, and borderline abusive.

I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU TO UNFOLLOW ME, ASHLEY
and you did
AND NOW I GOT THE NOTIFICATION THAT YOU FOLLOWED MY BLOG AGAIN

WHY
JUST WHY

  • me: I love Animal Crossing it's so peaceful and relaxing
  • fish: *doesn't swim directly toward my bobber*
  • me: you motherfucking piece of shit fish, I'm going to fucking catch you and send you straight to fish hell where you fucking belong

carryonmywaywardhunter1967:

carbcutie:

I’M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING I’M TOO HIGH FOR THIS

I am Sandra Lee

itswalky:

the mighty feline

Anna Kendrick for Fast Company Magazine 

  • me: *isn't religious*
  • me, being asked to say grace: *breathes deeply*
  • Blessed are they who stand before the corrupt and the wicked and do not falter. Blessed are the peacekeepers, the champions of the just. Blessed are the righteous, the lights in the shadow. In their blood the Maker's will is written.

I had to explain gay sex to my father last night.
Gay, as in two men with dicks.
Because for some reason he can understand two women fucking. But just absolutely could not fathom two men.